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PostSubject: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:25 am

Pak Dul anaknya sudah lima, tapi nafsunya masih kenceng. Malam itu kembali ia siap tempur, tapi istrinya memintanya untuk beli kondom dulu agar tidak terjadi kehamilan. Jadi pergilah Pak Dul ke warung untuk membeli kondom.

Pak Dul: "Beli kondomnya."

Penjual: "Berapa?"

Pak Dul: "Satu saja."

Penjual: "Mau yang bagus atau yang biasa?"

Pak Dul: "Yang bagus berapa?"

Penjual: "Rp500, warnanya bening."

Pak Dul: "Kalau yang biasa?"

Penjual: "Rp400, tapi warnanya hijau."

Pak Dul: "Tapi uang saya cuma Rp300."

Penjual: "Ada sih yang Rp300, tapi warnanya hitam."

Pak Dul: "Nggak apa-apa deh."

Sesampainya di rumah, segeralah Pak Dul 'menggarap' istrinya. Sayangnya, karena kondomnya murahan, jadinya tidak efektif mencegah kehamilan. Beberapa tahun kemudian:

Anak: "Pak, kenapa sih kok cuma aku saja yang hitam, kakak-kakak yang lain kok nggak?"

Pak Dul: "Sudahlah, syukuri saja. (bergumam) Coba waktu itu aku tambah cepek (Rp100), ijo deh kamu...!"

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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:18 am

kondomny, bikin strees tuh,.!!
haha,..
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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:21 am

emg bner tuh...
Untung yg wrna Item,
kalo ijo...
Ntar dikira Hulk / Kolor Ijo..
Hehehe

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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:30 am

hahaha,..!!
tp, kondom.nya murah amat ya ??!!@#$%%%$#@
pig pig pig pig
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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:33 am

kondom Daur Ulang..
Jadi Murah..
Wakakakakak

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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:35 am

daur ulang dari botol aqua bekas,..!!
wkwkwkw,..
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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:38 am

jiah...
Kalo 'anu' nya sgede btol Aqua..
Cwe'2 pd pgsan x...

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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:47 am

wkwkwkw,..>!!
iya bener,.!!
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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:23 pm

Widih ..

kalo Bening gimana gan ??
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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:57 pm

Bening???
Transparan donk Gan !!!!
Wakakakakakakakakakakakak

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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:43 pm

Kalo Gitu Mendingan Beli yg Rp500 aja ...
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PostSubject: Re: [Jokes] Kondom Murah   Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:03 pm

kalo yg 500 (bening)
ntar anaknya jadi Transparan..
Hehehe..
Cape' deh

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